6:42 p.m. - 2004-10-07
Stand by for News!!!!

Stand By For News

FLASH -- Genetic Savings and Clone, Inc. shows first cloned kittes in New York City. The genetic engineering firm offers a service cloning your dead pet for $50,000.00 proving that some people have way too much money and way too much time on their hands.

FLASH -- Australian Man Kills Woman and Eats Her! He confesses from his jail cell that he killed her, then broke out into a "fit of cannibalism."
Is that anything like breaking out in a fit of rage? I suppose you would have to feel some rage to want to kill someone and eat them.

FLASH -- See below. John Edwards, unable to come up with a good enough answer to Vice President Cheney's charge that he is never present in the Senate, decides instead to fill his cheeks with air and then squish it out through his teeth, making a farting sound.

GOTCHA ART!!!

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