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6:59 p.m. - 2004-06-28 Between my 2 sisters, I now have 5 nephews, and I have been enjoying the novelty of snips and snails and puppy dogs tails ever since. For instance, Birthday and Christmas gifts I have bought include: The Gooey Louey Game, A fart machine, a plastic chicken that poops gumballs, hermit crabs, battling tops, fossils and interesting rocks. I have learned that what appears to be a 2 headed, 4 armed, 4 legged Tasmanian devil is actually 2 brothers tightly joined in a double headlock, tunbling through the house. I have also learned that if you give a boy a barbie doll, he will either pretend it is a gun or bury it up to the neck in a sandbox and shoot it's head off with a sling shot. A recent lesson as I have posted before is that if you send a boy out to pick up dog poop, it will end up in a tree. Last night, we celebrated my 15 year old nephew's birthday at a local restaurant. He has an 18 year old brother and it is a pleasure to be able to have them sit and have adult like conversation. Still, it is "boy" talk. What did I learn last night? 1. You can light a fart on fire with a cigarette lighter. 2. Shakespear smoked "weed" 3. Napoleon's penis is in a small jar of formaldehyde, and is apparently now just a 2" long shriveled pod. I wonder if they learned this on the history channel or at school. Anyway...some of this must have rubbed off on me because in preparation for this posting, I did some research and found references not only to Napoleon's penis, but to Rasputin's as well. Enjoy the links below. P. I. Yarnsmith Song Lyrics / Napoleon's Penis
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