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9:48 a.m. - 2004-09-12 POOP IN A TREEIn the town of Lanark There�s a beautiful park With a bag full of poop in a tree. It�s at 5th and Main And I�ll try to explain Exactly how that came to be I was out for a hike With my little dog, Mike I forgot to take with me the scoop When Mike started stooping, then began pooping And left a big pile of poop. All I had was a bag And my Dad would be mad If I left it for someone to step on So I gave it a whack Right into the sack With a stick that I found By the pond. The poop was now bagged Though the smell made me gag And I knew it belonged in the trash But it was so far away and I wanted to play So I decided to do something rash. With the bag as a sling I started to swing The bag full of poop round and round With my aim toward the can I let go my hand And suddenly found it air bound. Up, up flew the turd And it looked so absurd When it landed way up in the tree 30 feet off the ground and I looked all around I was hoping that no one would see. There we stood, Mike and I Looking up to the sky And I thought about letting it be. Just then my friend, Paul Came along with a ball And I asked him if he would help me. We threw the ball at it And hoped it would whack it And knock the poop out of its spot. But the ball got stuck too, right next to the poo And now we were really upsot. Other people came by And decided to try To knock the stuff from the trees grip But each thing we threw Landed next to the poo First a bat, then a hat, then a mitt. The crowd started growing The wind started blowing As more stuff got caught in the tree a shoe and a chair and some kids teddy bear And a rake and a broom and some keys. The wind started gusting The whole crowd was fussing The people were having a fit The branches did shake And down came the rake Then the hat then the bat then the mitt. Yes down came the ball And it started to fall With it came down the old chair. Then the broom and the shoe, And the keys fell out too Then last of all down came the bear. The crowd walked away It had been quite a day And Mike and I left the park too In all the commotion We left with a notion That something was left yet to do But my brother Pete Yelled �It�s time to eat� And Mother was calling for me. Yet, in the town of Lanark, in a beautiful Park There�s a bag full of poop in a tree.
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